Whore Magazine #3 … get ready
Whore Magazine 3 is here!
Random Functions for ksh
# Prints the username@hostname in the title of an xterm echo “\033]0;${USER}@${HOSTNAME}\007” # A ksh function similar to perl’s chomp function. Thanks to an OS Plumber chomp() { # Usage: $1 is string to chomp, $2 is char to chomp off := defaults to \n char=${2:=$’\n’} echo “${1%$char}” } center() { c_width=$(tput cols) c_text=”$*” c_width=$(( … Read moreRandom Functions for ksh
playing with arrays
#!/bin/kshprint “Array Parent has properties and contains many children with properties.”parent=( name=IV99999 vers=”6.1.8″ fileset=”bos.mp.6.1.8.1.bff.U” typeset -a children )parent.children+= ( name=”IV01111″ vers=”Applies to 6.1.0″ fileset=”bos.mp.6.1.5.17.bff.U” )parent.children+= ( name=”IV01297″ vers=”Applies to 6.1.7″ fileset=”bos.mp.6.1.7.9.bff.U” )parent.children+= ( name=”IV06297″ vers=”Applies to 6.1.5″ fileset=”bos.mp.6.1.5.17.bff.U” )print “${parent.name} ${parent.vers}\n${parent.fileset}”for (( i=0; i<${#parent.children[@]}; i++ ))doprint “\t${parent.children[$i].name} ${parent.children[$i].vers}\n\t\t${parent.children[$i].fileset}”done
bothering truth
I remember being on the phone with her, knowing she had a little cock inside her; The breathing gave it away. She said, “… Please be True.” it was ok. There was a blonde rubbing my cock, whispering a mantra, “put it in my ass, put it in my ass.” I didn’t bother asking her … Read morebothering truth
Blick
Boulevard Papers are the truth to the overly Cultured. They describe a lost faith in Royalty and the Worthlessness of being alive. Our great culture of Free Press provides the Truth.
Rape Tax
The tax man wants to rape me. I offered to let him fuck me, but they insisted, Rape is the Only way.
In the Morning
In the morning I’ll be gone. Not a trace to be found. I’ll be a dream of New Orleans, I’ll be a memory of Mississippi. No Finger Prints, No Hairs disappear… I’ll be gone in the Morning.
leaving for Resentment
It’s awkward now watching resentment grow like weeds in the Abandoned Garden of Eden. Green & poisonous, Serrated edges stinking its defense, These are the weeds that only 100 years can force into the background. In 100 years, we’ll have a new forest, but the garden we cleared, used up for our failed humanity, is … Read moreleaving for Resentment