Oh, Köln

Oh, Köln... You are so foreign.
Your words are not my words.
Your people are not my people.
What are we doing together?

Dinner was nice,
if I did have to settle.

But your S & U Bahn shit is too much!
you are not big enough to need 2 systems!

And you've too many cars!
Do you think you are Amerikkka?

You are kind, if not a bit awkward about it.
And your beer is ... wanting.

But somehow, for reasons unknown,
I want to roll around with you,
hold your hand and dance with you.

I don't know what it is about you, Köln,
but I dig you.