there are Fuckers out there that are stealing tears. They go around looking for the saddest bad-off wretched bastards, and they collect their tears like a milk maid takes the cow’s milk from her child. We don’t think our tears important, in fact, we are embarrassed by them. But once they’re stolen, we learn their god damned value. Those fucking religious nuts: they programmed us to believe suicide was bad. It’s the only way you’ll ever keep your tears.