The wetness of her vagina might have occasionally repulsed me, except for my fascination with stains. I've collected: menstruation, piss, squirting orgasms, sperm, mucus, spit... Archival Remnants of activities. She complains of the evidence of love. I say, "It only bothers you, for I'm too drunk to recall, but I'm certain your spot is yours as it will always be upon my heart. Those stains may never be confused.